3 word story

[Raistlin]

it's cold touch

[mole]

was fatal, though

[Raistlin]

by some amazing

[mole]

twist of fate

[Raistlin]

it was really

[Morge]

an extention of

[Raistlin]

the lower region

[mole]

of the femur

[Morge]

that Mole tore

[naomi23]

off of SForce.

[Raistlin]

Well, this story has gone on for ages. I think it could use this end sentance to bring things to some what of an end. To do so here is the collection of three words posted by everyone in this thread. A couple of times I may have added a comma, or apostrophe. And so here is the complete three word story that has been compiled by me spanning back to June of last year. Remeber, it's just copied then pasted, so the spelling errors are by the original poster, not me. I'm not here to change what someone else has written. Hope you find this entertaining.

Once upon a time, there was a person named Billy Bob thorton who was a Mighty Demon Guardian and was not bald fat man who also wasn't part of a national drug bust came up into weird Pixi Fairies are very weird The Weirdest ever even weirder then... Axe Happy Loser who is a Funny Demon Guardian that does stuff childish and weird that pisses everyone off to the extreme limit. He then laughs at some random guy while drinking beer in a tavern full of losers. All named AHL and were all gay like JC which is true. AHL is correct, Ain't I always, about the thing about Jc gayness how he likes other men for a living. Some people are just having some fun but others just wanna be assholes and end up living like JC. Next Topic is decided by AHL will be me and no one can sass me except for Burnizle. Because he's gay not really but AHL wishes that he could be straight and not gay, because AHL likes gay ppl and we already knew that a three eyed toad was his best creature to kill because it’s the only one that can see in (SF ended the line ruining the whole thing and starts a new)

There was once warlock who couldn't do anything that harmed the world so he killed with hot sauce and guacamolie sauce. After he killed the gigantic toco the frogman ate his right arm then his left and spit out a gigantic c lump In an attempt to make the warlock forfiet his knowledge of the spells hes learned. The wise warlock who is now looking for a means of escaping so he started walking towards the unholy dark portal then he teleported down below the pits of hell only to find that he was in satians lair. In an act of pure stupidity the warlock ran into a pit full of 210 tons of lava! Then the knights come marching in and start to go crazy on The stupid warlock. A new thing started to happen just in the nick of time because just then a bolt of lightning hit the ground at the edge of the pit. The Warlock then turned around and ran to the scariest thing in the world! It looked just like a disfigured anally probed monkey. That’s named Sforce. He cried when they prodded him with the spiked stick in the ass for hours. Oddly he liked it so much he bought one for personal use. Thankfully, he was for his sister to use on the way to his sister was a sex fiend and liked the freaky deaky monkey in the ass with a string that was attached to a large man eating rabbit yum she said to the elf I think I like that do but what she wanted was ice to soothe the sore spot on her derierre that was used as a scrub brush HA HA she then went to the local tavern to get a vey alchochalic drink with apple juice ans was drunk then stubbled into a lonesome car which blew up A person passing stopped and said stink anus hammer she unconsciously responded what the f**k the man got offended and he started shouting crazily about taking a sad incident he began to cry about his lost wife and kids who were killed by a saucy meatball who lived the man said he was terrified and never wondered why he was the only man who had a big, long, hard shotgun that he loaded with lots of big-ass bullets and shot a fat-ass in the big-ass with his shotgun which he shot the man who was a terribly stinky odored monkey that enjoyed having stuff shoved in his loose into his mouth along with his mom who has cancer because of an std she got from a crazy as hell puertorican with aids. She also has way too much fat around her lower thighs and WAY too much fat around her lower thighs and to add to all the fat she has problems with her lanky piece of s**t dog stinking face. which has a big hole right in the lower side of his big, long, hard PENIS, COCK ,DICK which grew enormously when he saw mikelzap in a 2006 Hybrid BMW which has a cool air intake along with a Nitrous Oxide system and a very very kick ass and really cool 'Kill Yunggun' bumper-sticker That everyone really likes to look at because it's so very cool and they hate admitting it because Yunggun is not as stupid as JC, he's dumber then a pile of steaming dog poo. However, he likes it when he sticks his you know what all the way in to the farthest reaches of his inner regions right between the right and left up through the edge of the very end by taking a big hefty scoop of poop from the bottom of his ass which was wet from the big, long, hard lubed middle finger which had been the finger of death in which it's cold touch was fatal, though by some amazing twist of fate it was really an extention of the lower region of the femur that Mole tore off of SForce.



If you wish to continue by creating another begining to a story go right ahead. I'm not saying this thread needs to stop, just thought everyone would like to see what was created from the begining.

[Raistlin]

Can anyone start a new one, or do I need to get it going again?

[AntonyJC]

Once upon a

[naomi23]

midnight sky, there

[Morge]

traveled a caravan