Man Law

[AntonyJC]

dude hes been through more sh!t than you will ever be in .. hes been in the have !ng supporting the land that you !ng live on and u cant say for one minute that you have been in more sh!t and have been picked on or made fun of ((yes racism .. i kno)) but he did the little jobs that no one did just to keep our fine nation free so you can do what you want under our gov'ts rules.

And if u want thewhole !ng story here it is

Okay.... I'm gonna try to explain this in more detail so that everyone knows my view of the military. YG, if you don't understand this then I'll never talk to you again.

I was a navy sonar tech. I tried my best to do the crappy jobs that they would ask me to do. I was good at it too, but my chief was an ass. He never gave me credit for any of the work I did, always gave me more small jobs to do, never wanted to hear of me speak up about anything and if I ever tried doing any of the things other guys did I was the one that got punished. And it's not like the chief didn't know they did it. He just wanted me to be the one getting in trouble. Heaven forbid if I ever said I was with someone else and they where doing the same thing. I was the target.

Things looked good when they started sending me away to do jobs with other groups on the ship. I busted my ass and the people incharge of that group recognized my effort. They even wanted me to get a military medal called the Navy Achievement Medal. In order for me to get it, though, they had to send the request to my chief. Guess what happened to it.... yeah, I don't know where it went either. I was told three times that other chiefs and officers wanted me to get that medal, but as soon as the guys in my division saw it, that was the end. It's not like it was just that chief either. When he left the ship for good the next one was the same, if not worse, to me.Others were getting that medal for rediculouse things, like painting a room, but I spent hours going all over the ship to get it ready for an inspection that could stop it from being allowed to leave and I get nothing.

Finally someone in my division gets promoted to chief and he was a friend, sort of. We would joke about the other chiefs and he would say that I was doing a lot of great work for the division. As soon as he's a chief he turns his back on me. Others do their jobs and get treated great. I go above and beyond and I'm treated like a toilet. So they wondered why when they asked me to re-enlist I refused. I never hated the military itself, just the way I was treated. I just hate hearing about the military because it reminds me of it all.

I hate that there's the war going on right now. I was even involved in it. I was a part of both original military deployments to the Mediterainian Sea. The ship I was on shot missles. It's an experience not many people get in their lives, but I would have given it up to not have been gotten in there in the first place. If I could have changed thing it would have to have been getting a different ship to be on, but more then likely there would have been someone else to treat me like .

So in the end I just had a bad experience and I wouldn't stop anyone who wants to enlist, but I wouldn't recomend it to anyone either. My youngest sister is in the Air Force and is in Iraq for her third time in the last 2 years. She asked me if I was proud of her and I said, "NO! ARE YOU STUPID?!" I figured she was since the only talks of the military I ever gave were of hatred towards it. I guess that enough for now. I think I've filled this thread up with useless military rants.

and raist if i stole ur answer .. srry

[Krasor]

Raist has done alot, and no reason why you two couldn't come here...........and YG..........you are not much of a man

[AntonyJC]

krasor said:

Raist has done alot, and no reason why you two couldn't come here...........and YG..........you are not much of a man

thank you .. even an outsider thinks ur a little b*tch

((i like cinsuting words))

JC

[Krasor]

(I think you mean censoring)

[AntonyJC]

krasor said:

(I think you mean censoring)

i gave a compliment and this is my reward .. thx alot

JC

[Krasor]

No problem

[Raistlin]

So anyways, yeah, I appreciate all that was said here. YG, I hope you were kidding since no one wants to agree with you. My story that you were inquiring about was: my fiance and I were out with some younger couples for dinner. My girl said something that I agreed with to be nice. One of the other ladies there said, "Well we can see who wears the pants in this family." She responded with, "That's right!"

You can imagine my response wasn't pleasant. She didn't even understand why I was mad. I was being nice and she had to cut off my balls. Yeah, I chewed her out. She got pissed and I stood my ground. She folded, I won, we made out. Now that's handling things like a man!!!

[krondore]

IVE NEVER BEEN IN THE FORCES AND WOULD NEVER WANT TO BE.

But good luck to those who have and those that want to be, its just not my thing....being shot at for queen and country ( or president and country ) if you die...you get a 21 gun salut and your nearest relative gets a flag....then a new recruit is brought in to take your place...your pretty much forgotten by the army....na not my thing....( the way id like to see it sorted is for the cowardly presidents and primeministers fight it out on the front line of each war they want ( bet there wouldnt be any bloody wars then. )

RULE 999, All men shale be deamed ungrateful by the fairer sex ( lmao )

( but how come females want or would like guys to show more emotions, but were raised by parents not to show them.....very odd me thinks )

But welcomes the ladies with a cold beer or a drink of aything....then runs of back to his clan jumping ...byeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Morge]

Crazy orc...

So this is a nice post. Raist... whatever man. That sounds out there to me. I just never agree with my wife and we get along just fine (looks over his shoulder to see if she's around).

[Raistlin]

Hehe! She's going to kick your ass. I'll have to send her a pm and tell her to check out this post.

[isis63]

*Thanks Krondore for the beer. Raises her mug and offers a toast to all the work that went in to the "Man Laws" and thanks everyone for the entertainment *

[GuildM]

This is very serious stuff. Nothing here is meant to just be entertaining. It's hard being a man.

[isis63]

I agree, it is hard when you have women to tell you what you are doing wrong all the time . Being single is much easier............... And BTW, just so you know, NOT all women are bad, some of us do appreciate men and the little things they do to help, etc. Unfortunately there aren't enough really nice guys around....................

This is something that might amuse you all, Happy New Year from WW's Clan Witch

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded fromGirlfriend 7.0to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such asPoker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,Goingtothepub 7.5, andSoftball 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back toGirlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade fromGirlfriend 7.0to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return toGirlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back toGirlfriend 7.0because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application"Yes Dear"to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the commandC:\APOLOGIZE!because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such asClean and Sweep 3.0,Cook It 1.5andDo Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the programNag Nag9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommendFlowers 2.1andDiamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!!DO NOT, under any circumstances, installSecretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported byWife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

[Raistlin]

So that's what made my hard drive crash when I installed Hooters 6.9.

[YungGun]

i just bought the program I Want A Divorce 9.1. do you think it would b a good idea to install it?