Man Law

[Minion]

I just tell the girls to get off my back, or I'll eat them.

[Raistlin]

And your single status is holding solid and I don't question that.

[YungGun]

lol

[safarah]

[glow=red,2,300]

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not count.. rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

:oHmmm so on top of the atleast 2 times a day that I demand satisfaction from my man , he's popping chubbys 3 more times huh??? I knew once or twice things had to be rubbed out, but damn... 3 plus my 2 times... no wonder men have no brain... after all that i wouldnt be able to think either... [/glow]

[Raistlin]

Well that's no more then. It's not a requirement. I would say depends on how satisfying the action was, but I'm not gonna be mean to you. My wife is new at it and only wants one every now and then. Do the math on that..... then add a couple.

[safarah]

well... I aam constantly told I am awsome... to the point that he has gotten shivers going down his spin into the rest of his body at the peak moment... along with having VERY weak legs and shaking after... I take everything out of him...And I love it...hehehehe... *runs home to "see" her man..LOL...And raist, wait till your wife hits her peak... I am there now, and it's INSANE!!! She and you are gonna love it.

[Raistlin]

Yeah, at least I'm patient. I don't really need it all that much either though. we just do it when we're in the mood. I try to incourage it a bit though, hehehe!

[safarah]

Aww it's good for what bothers ya!! Stress reduction, attitude adjuster, exercise and flexability regimine, nutritious, and most of all, it feels great!!

[Demon]

I sincerly concur with her statement, especially the last part........

[safarah]

= alcohol and ass!

BTW great song from hellyeah!

[GuildM]

My gf was comin on to me the other day. she got naked, played with me, then started getting me naked. All the sudden, out of nowhere she starts asking me why I "love" her. Then she gets on me about having a bad attitude to her the night before. She threatens to leave, but just goes in the other room and lays on the couch. She comes back in and lays down next to me. We say sorry and then........ she's not in the mood anymore.


[shadow=yellow,left,300][glow=green,2,300]BITCH[/glow][/shadow]


Needless to say that since then I've rubbeed out like 10 times.

I needed to relieve some stress.

[safarah]

Ahh advise.... Women like when you get all animalistic on them!! not rape, but intense desire and passion and taking what you want, being dominant and in control... Try pushing her against the wall and holding her wrists above her head while getting VERY passionate and animalistic.. It will make her hot!

[Morge]

Unless she's been raped in the past. It just brings bad memories, lol. Wait.... forget the lol.... that isn't funny.

[safarah]

........ not necessarilly in all cases...... Time heals just about all. I get what you mean, but that is an exception to the rule.....

*Cant wait to go home to see her guy*... (Smirks and giggles)

[Morge]

*Thinking of raping wife. Smiles wickedly.*